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Christianity

Christianity was successful because it accepted everyone regardless of who they were, where they were from, or what their cultural background was. Someone always has to take a good thing and break it.

Getting Rich

Getting rich is simple. Start with a 10 year plan. Work 10 hour days, 7 days a week, and in ALL of your spare time, think about how can make more money.

Charity

I needed some change for a parking meter.  I asked a panhandler sitting near my car (with plenty of change) if he had a quarter I could borrow – he said no. I guess charity doesn’t go both ways.

Mind vs Body

My mind still thinks I’m 25; my body reminds me that I’m not.

Kids

Kids constantly remind us of how old we are. Only yesterday, he started walking, riding, first grade, high school, college, marriage, grandkids.

Adult Toys

Give an adult two or more stuffed animals and they will almost immediately put the toys into a sexual position.

Moo

Why on earth do we Moo at cows? Do we think they will understand us? Do they think we are idiots?

Philosophy

Philosophy creates a paradox. If you think too much, you will soon start to question your own self.

Farts

What is so funny about a fart that companies can make millions on Whoopie Cushions, fart machines, and gastrointestinal odor sprays?

Age

Once we turn 21 we should just stop counting. A drivers license should only say 21 +/- whats the point from there on out?