Forgiving Goldilocks

An arrest warrant should be issued for Goldilocks; she committed unlawful entry, home invasion, theft, and vandalism. I wouldn’t be as forgiving as the three bears.


Never worry about your mistakes, just figure out how to fix it and make sure it never happens again. If it happens again, then you are probably the problem.

Golf and the Devil

Satan invented Golf to torture mankind. As you hit the ball in every direction but towards the hole and you’re ready to throw your clubs in the lake, he lets you hit the perfect shot giving you false hope that you can do this.

Money Doesn’t Change You

Excluding lottery winners and windfall inheritance beneficiaries, money doesn’t change you. If you’ve worked hard throughout your life and gradually increased in wealth, your adjustments to that wealth will be gradual and most likely unnoticeable. However, you will find that your wealth has changed the way people treat you; especially for those furthest beneath your…
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Bitcoin vs the Ol’ Boys Club

JP Morgan bank announced its version of a blockchain currency and stated that Bitcoin is a fraud. Their coin’s value is tied to the US dollar and thus every JPM Coin converts to one U.S. dollar. In my opinion, JP Morgan feels that tying their coin to the US dollar legitimizes it; however, I see…
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The Evolution of Artificial Intelligence and How Humans Perceive It

Artificial Intelligence, in its basic sense, is the ability of a machine to interpret data, objects, or other stimulus and then make a decision based on that information.  AI has been all around us for years; but because humans perceive intelligence in a comparative way, we discredit the intelligence of machines doing redundant tasks.   For…
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Junk Mail

With all the talk about saving the planet why do we receive so much junk mail?  What if we all just wrote RTS (return to sender) on the envelope and put it into the outbox; would the advertisers sending all of this paper get the message?


Why are there brown M&Ms did someone in production screw up?  There are nice bright reds, greens, yellows, and even blues… and then comes brown. Was this a production error and Mars Candy just kept it or was someone in marketing color blind?

The Oscars

There should be 1 additional Oscar handed out to the most dramatic performance when receiving an Oscar.


Attention deficit people are successful because concentrating too much on one thing is a waste of time. Success comes from the ability to manage multiple aspects of a task. Too much focus in one area causes tunnel vision.